Post by red530 on Nov 10, 2005 6:07:52 GMT -5
Many of you have heard about Trading Spouses the show.
Well, I thought that this show would be so lame until I watched it last night!!
This TOTALLY religious wife and another wife that believes in astrology were going to swap.
Religious woman's family:
Seem like awesome people...they're not as religious as the mother...thank god...
Astrologic woman's family:
Have gargoyles outside
Kids are goths
So you can imagine the face on the religious woman when she entered the house...
Well, the astrologic woman had an awesome time. It sure seemed like it and she said it herself.
When the religious woman said to the family, "We need to go to church! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! I NEED TO SEE THE LORD!!"
*Um...lady...you are about 400 pounds...do you think that God wanted you to fatten yourself in this way?*
So then they go to church...come back, and the husband says, "Okay, now it's my turn to do our own ceremony/ritual" *whatever he said*
The woman goes, "No..no...I do not believe in it."
"Well we did it your way so now we do it my way."
And then...it was time for the wives to meet.
When they met the religious lady said to the other wife, "This is the most I've cried in my life..." *She was afraid of these people. "Knowing that there was an un-godly person with my family...I feel guilty...Please, put God in your heart."
And they give each other money for their own family.
The astrologic woman's family each got money for their own things, and same for the religious woman's family.
Get ready...This is the time when the religoius woman comes home:
*enters house and hugs daughters* "It was the worst time of the life...It was dark-sided." *she cries hysterically*
She then gets into a fit, "THEY ARE ALL DARK!! ALL PSYCHIC STUFF...IT'S DARK WORK! DID YOU EVEN ASK HER IF SHE BELIEVED IN GOD?! NO!!...I AM GOD'S WARRIOR!!"
Rips the envelope with the money saying things like, "THEY HAVE CURSED OUR HOUSE!!"
And she actualyl talks to the crew of the show saying, "Get out of my house!! IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN JESUS GET OUT! AND IF YOU DO YOU CAN STAY HERE!"
*bitch*
And then the credits came along saying:
The money Margeret ripped up was for Margeret's *the religious woman* family for these reasons -
Brooke's *she's 14 or something* dance studio
A place for *youngest daughter, about 9 or 10?* and *oldest daughter, aobut 20* to live in later.
For *husband's name* to spend on the family
For Margeret for the gastric bypass she wanted for so long.
XD !!!
And then the credits said:
Margeret ended up keeping the money.
LMFAO!!
They were saying that this lady was so weird that they put her on for two days! *I only saw the second day, last night*
And guess what? The woman lived in New Orleans....After criticizing that family...her house was ruined.
As they say, what goes around comes around. Something will always get back to ya.
Anyways...funny stuff...
Well, I thought that this show would be so lame until I watched it last night!!
This TOTALLY religious wife and another wife that believes in astrology were going to swap.
Religious woman's family:
Seem like awesome people...they're not as religious as the mother...thank god...
Astrologic woman's family:
Have gargoyles outside
Kids are goths
So you can imagine the face on the religious woman when she entered the house...
Well, the astrologic woman had an awesome time. It sure seemed like it and she said it herself.
When the religious woman said to the family, "We need to go to church! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! I NEED TO SEE THE LORD!!"
*Um...lady...you are about 400 pounds...do you think that God wanted you to fatten yourself in this way?*So then they go to church...come back, and the husband says, "Okay, now it's my turn to do our own ceremony/ritual" *whatever he said*
The woman goes, "No..no...I do not believe in it."
"Well we did it your way so now we do it my way."
And then...it was time for the wives to meet.
When they met the religious lady said to the other wife, "This is the most I've cried in my life..." *She was afraid of these people. "Knowing that there was an un-godly person with my family...I feel guilty...Please, put God in your heart."
And they give each other money for their own family.
The astrologic woman's family each got money for their own things, and same for the religious woman's family.
Get ready...This is the time when the religoius woman comes home:
*enters house and hugs daughters* "It was the worst time of the life...It was dark-sided." *she cries hysterically*
She then gets into a fit, "THEY ARE ALL DARK!! ALL PSYCHIC STUFF...IT'S DARK WORK! DID YOU EVEN ASK HER IF SHE BELIEVED IN GOD?! NO!!...I AM GOD'S WARRIOR!!"
Rips the envelope with the money saying things like, "THEY HAVE CURSED OUR HOUSE!!"
And she actualyl talks to the crew of the show saying, "Get out of my house!! IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN JESUS GET OUT! AND IF YOU DO YOU CAN STAY HERE!"
*bitch*
And then the credits came along saying:
The money Margeret ripped up was for Margeret's *the religious woman* family for these reasons -
Brooke's *she's 14 or something* dance studio
A place for *youngest daughter, about 9 or 10?* and *oldest daughter, aobut 20* to live in later.
For *husband's name* to spend on the family
For Margeret for the gastric bypass she wanted for so long.
XD !!!
And then the credits said:
Margeret ended up keeping the money.
LMFAO!!
They were saying that this lady was so weird that they put her on for two days! *I only saw the second day, last night*
And guess what? The woman lived in New Orleans....After criticizing that family...her house was ruined.
As they say, what goes around comes around. Something will always get back to ya.
Anyways...funny stuff...